"What did you use to make these, because the quality's not very good" said Mam...
"Well," I began bitterly "I can't afford to buy top range equipment can I? And besides" I said, "I've got that moped to pay off yet!"
She laughed, "a waste of money that was too - the furthest you went was to that new Tesco and then into the garage it went never to see daylight again!"
"I didn't say anything..."
Anyhow, what I used to do these videos was my trusty mobile 'phone - it's come in handy as that - especially when I got lost at Tatton Park that time... but that's another story. Yes... the quality is poor, but let's face it - it's prety high tec. when you compare it to the old cine cameras!
"The Pure Filth" monologue... no don't be fooled... it's more grime than filth - have a look.
The "Comedy" monologue... Alan's Mam always said he was 'funny' - was it a compliment though? find out!